Ashley, well, if I call his eye “eye” and his elbow “elbow” then it stands to reason that his penis called “penis.” I do use “pee,” “poop,” and “potty” though.

Elena, one time I was at student health services at UT and the DOCTOR said “when you were growing in your mommy’s tummy” and I was like “you mean her uterus.” I was in GRAD SCHOOL. That was the sign I needed to go find a real doc, and I’m so glad I did.